Only Worry About Yourself

As you go through your life, only worry about yourself. Why not? Nobody else is going to worry about you. Whatever you do, don’t try to be of service to anyone else. They wouldn’t appreciate it anyway. Relating to and connecting with people is for suckers!

Don't Try

When you have the opportunity to do something, especially if you’re pursuing a dream or it might make you happy, don’t try. We know that everything in this world is rigged. A person like you can never get ahead no matter what you do, so you would only look like an idiot for attempting to do something.

Do It Tomorrow

If you do get the urge to attempt something, wait until tomorrow to do it. Tomorrow’s always a better day to do something. Everyone knows that. Trust me, there will be plenty of time to get that thing done, so why not wait for tomorrow?

Blame Everyone Else

And finally, blame other people for all of your problems. When you get right down to it, everything’s all their fault! If they weren’t such jerks, then maybe your life wouldn’t be so bad.

I’d wish you luck on your journey to regret your life, but you surely know that luck is for idiots.

I love you, and I hope you have a wonderful day.